We do, so here's what we uncovered with our spy camera when night falls and the animal kingdom sheds its mask, forgets its stiff upper lip, and comes out to play — a predator missing the hunting gene, dramatic aquatic life with inconvenient aversions, and BFF bears in search of love. Introducing, the Burberry Beasts.
BEAST: FISH Name: Fifi Likes: Binge watching Finding Nemo, scuba divers, fishing for compliments Dislikes: The weighing scale, slick men, wet willies Allergies: Glass enclosures, sashimi and, ironically, all things water
BEAST: BEARS Names: Lily, Gregory and Richard History: Best friends since high school Likes: Lazy weekends, warm porridge, gossiping Dislikes: Deforestation, little girls named Goldilocks, the American Black Bear
BEAST: OWL Name: Alfred Likes: To be held close and tight, stalking his neighbours, staying up all night Dislikes: Socialising, delivering post, people who don't give a hoot Secret talent: Flipping the bird